i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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