I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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