He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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