Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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