Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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