Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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