Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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