I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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