"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i permit you to call me
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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