she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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