Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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