who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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