Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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