I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.