...so i touched it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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