This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
