Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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