Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Buhtt sex?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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