kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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