Your tits are I can't wait for
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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