my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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