bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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