man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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