So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think i got beer on your cat.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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