Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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