Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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