I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think my moral compass just broke
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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