Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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