The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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