I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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