just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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