honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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