and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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