i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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