I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
