Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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