We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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