I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Houston, we have a squirter
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
