i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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