I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.