I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.