found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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