I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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