wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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