jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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