Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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