And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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