No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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