CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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