So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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