So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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