Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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