I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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