Dual....:-)
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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