I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?