I feel great
I just peed on a car
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.