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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode

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  25 People Admit the Worst Things They’ve Done for Good Reasons

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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  25 Things All Men Can Definitely Agree On

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I FOUND THE LEGS

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?

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